Match 3, Junkyard Match for the Hardcore Title: Siberian Wolverine© vs Bio-Hazard
In perhaps the most unique match ever, the Hardcore title would be on the line hundreds of miles away from where No Escape was hosted. Out in daylight in Phoenix Arizona, out in a junkyard was Hazard and Wolverine. The only way to win would be to escape the junkyard by climbing over the fence. And everything in the junkyard was legal to use. Including a giant pile of trash and foreign objects located in the giant junkyard. The match began and the 2 went at it. They slugged it out and Wolverine proved to have the harder punch dazing Hazard 1st. Then he sent Hazard down to the hard ground with a snap suplex. Hazard’s back thrived in pain, and this was only the opening minute. Wolverine picked up a stick off the ground and swung to break it over the back of Hazard. Wolverine laughed and began to go for the fence when all of a sudden Hazard tackled Wolverine into the giant pile of trash and began unwhale. With punches to the face and gut Hazard was gaining control of the match. As trash fell onto them Hazard grabbed the 1st thing he could find, a empty beer can, and banged several times off the head of Wolverine. He then brought trash down upon Wolverine, slightly burying him in it before going for the fence. As he made his walk to the fence Wolverine escaped from the pile and ran and caught Hazard. He shoved him into a nearby trashcan. Wolverine picked up another nearby stick and slashed it across the back of Hazard 3 times. Because of the beer can, Wolverine was slightly bleeding. Wolverine then picked up the trash can and dumped the trash all over Hazard; the same thing that started the feud. Wolverine then picked up a moldy banana peal and shoved it down the mouth of Hazard. Hazard began to cough and immediately spit it out. Wolverine grabbed a hold of Hazard and brought him along the way as he looked for objects to use. He saw an old fridge and went to slam him onto it. But Hazard managed to low blow Wolverine, and it allowed him to suplex Wolverine onto the fridge! Wolverine grabbed his back in pain, and Hazard caught his breath for a moment. Fans were heard back at the arena as they watched the match on the titantron, and they seemed rather impressed with the match. Hazard began to drag Wolverine by the leg across the ground to more trash. When Hazard was done dragging Wolverine, Wolverine’s back was beat red. But right before Hazard released Wolverine’s leg, Wolverine used his leg strength to push Hazard into the pile of trash knocking Hazard down. Wolverine got up slowly and noticed a 2X4 stuck in the ground and he pulled it out for his use. When he pulled it out, on the bottom if it there were thousands of ants all over it! Fans gasped and were disgusted as they watched it, and Wolverine rubbed the bottom of the 2X4 all across the face of Hazard. Hazard nearly vomited as Wolverine laughed sadistically. Hazard began spitting out bugs. As he coughed them up, Wolverine spotted a nearby bottle. He grabbed it and as Hazard turned around he busted it over the head of Hazard. Hazard’s entire face was busted up and Wolverine grabbed bits of glass and dumped it on the face of Hazard before leaving for the fence. He made his way slowly and soon enough he was almost there. That’s when Hazard was back in the picture running for him. When he reached Wolverine he turned him around and hit him with an open hand slap. The thing was, in his hands was the pieces of glass! Wolverine rolled across the ground thriving in pain as bits of glass stuck out from his face and blood began to pour from him too. Hazard collapsed to the ground and tried to see through the gallons of blood in his eyes which way to go for the fence. He wiped his face and saw the fence but also saw Wolverine was getting up. He went back to Wolverine. He ran and took him down with a clothesline. He brought him over to the trash and he spotted an old trampoline. Hazard began to think of ideas, and then decided to search through the trash again. He found a wood board and smashed it over the head of Wolverine. He searched some more and found a pen which he used to stab the head of Wolverine. Now Wolverine was completely busted open, but still not as bad as Hazard. Hazard constantly wiped his face of blood to simply see where he was. After a quick wipe, he brought Wolverine over to the trampoline. He placed him on it and met him up there. That’s when Hazard hit his Bio-Bomb on Wolverine, and the trampoline busted! Hazard fell to the ground and twisted his ankle, but Wolverine landed directly on his back to the hard hallow ground! Fans went nuts back at the arena. Hazard now had to crawl all the way back to the fence. As he passed a trail of blood followed behind him. If the refs weren’t outside the fence this match would’ve easily been stopped. After a minute Hazard was by the fence on his hands and knees. Then all of a sudden Wolverine came running and kneed Hazard in the|||Rest of match 3:
head. Hazard now looked to be out. The fence was not tall at all. Only 7 feet. Wolverine began to climb it slowly. He was almost over but then Hazard caught him and held him up in an electric chair position. Hazard held him for a few seconds before he dropped his throat onto the top of the fence. Wolverine squirmed in pain and began spitting blood out. Hazard searched by the nearest trash and managed to find a rusty nail. Fans gasped wondering what he was going to do with it. Hazard went down by Wolverine and stabbed it into his arm! Wolverine shrieked in pain and Hazard did it again, and again, and again making it 4 times! 4 holes of blood could be seen on Wolverine’s right arm. Hazard now was now ready to exit the junkyard. He began to climb and halfway up Wolverine stopped him. He grabbed him and set him high up for a suplex. He moved him over by a pile of trash and hit him with a jackhammer on the pile! Wolverine caught his breath for a moment and then began to choke out Hazard. With no ref Wolverine could do it as long as he wanted to. After 30 seconds of choking him he finally released and dragged him around to find more trash. Wolverine’s eye was caught by a bathtub. He brought Hazard along with him toward it, and he slammed him into it. Hazard screamed in agony and there was a crack in the tub. Wolverine continued to drag Hazard around and Wolverine was now caught by a old banged up car. Wolverine grinned and he threw Hazard onto the hood of it. With Hazard still busted open, he hit him with a Wolf Bomb on the hood of the car! Wolverine had the match easily won but he trash talked and told Hazard “It’s not about winning anymore, it’s about ending your career”. With those chilling words. He grabbed Hazard along with him and rammed his already busted open head through the car window! He pulled him out of the glass and rammed it through a 2nd window! Hazard’s face was entirely covered in blood at this moment and Wolverine put Hazard back on the hood. He set up for a final Wolf Bomb, but Hazard hit Wolverine with a low blow! He actually was putting up a shocking fight! Then Hazard threw Wolverine through the windshield and Wolverine ended up going entirely through the glass and ended up in the car! Fans exploded now as Hazard looked to pull off the biggest comeback win in YWWA history! He crawled throughout the junkyard at the fastest pace he could muster, and after 2 ½ minutes of crawling he reached the fence! Fans were excited at the arena, and Hazard began to climb! He climbed and climbed and soon he was at the top! Just then Wolverine came running and rammed a cinderblock over the head of Hazard. The cinderblock cracked and the back of Hazard’s head was no cut open as he fell to the ground immediately unconscious. Wolverine then began to climb over the fence and managed to do so to retain the Hardcore title in undoubtedly the most gorey and brutal match in YWWA history.
Winner: Siberian Wolverine; Retained Hardcore Champion|||No|||NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
I was so F'n close, why dammit, why?
Damn, Damn, Damn!
Wolf, Im not done with you.
Amazing match, the best I've ever been in.|||EPIC ppv times ten.I was very shocked at PHBK coming back......
EDIT:Promo{shortish}:*SW appears bloody and beaten,doctors are hovering over him preparing for stitches*{Promo happens just as SW has been brought from the junkyards to the hospital in an ambulance}
Doctor:Wolf,this will be long,we are going to put you out for a while with this antidote right here.You wont feel a thing in your sleep while we give you stitches.
*SW snatches the pill out of the doctor's hand and swallows it*
SW:OMG my mother f*ckin head.
*Sweaty interviewer and camera man barge into the room,sweaty after running from security*
Interviewer:Wolf!We would like to hear some words about your match earlier today with Bio Hazard in the junkyard,without any doubt,the most sickening,gory,hardcore match in YWWA history.What are you feeling now?
SW:PAIN!WTF do you think im feeling.Ya know what MFer,you wanna know what im feeling,then how about i take you to the nearest junkyard,and we can put you through car windows,drop you on fridges,shove you into piles a trash containing pointy metals and nasty crumbs and left over food,or we could drop you on glass and bust you open.Just so you can mother f*ckin know what if feels like right now.
Interviewer:Um,I just wanted a short interview.Now,how do you feel about retaining your hardcore title?
SW:Dont you f*ckin see im not up for a f*ckin interview.
Interviewer:Can you stop cussing?
SW:Why the mother f*ck would I do that?
Interviewer:YWWA is rated G.
SW:.......
Interviewer:Now could we continue our interview?
*Noobs come into the room*
SW:Guys,get these mother f*ckers out of this room,teach em a lesson while your at it.
*Noobs start beating the sh*t out of the interviewer,the interviewer runs away*
SW:You got my title?
Cliff:Yeah we do.
Kawajai:We just want to congratulate you on winning your title match,we won our match also.
SW:Kawajai,I will try to pretend to give a f*ck about you winning when I can feel my face and back.
RB:Congrats SW,you shall reign as hardcore champion forever because you are the best hardcore champion in the WORLD.
SW:RB,stop the Bull sh*t,I know you are just sucking up because you sat on your fat *ss and watched me get the holy sh*t beaten out of me.Now give me my god d*mn title.
Kawajai:I got your title.
SW:Dont f*ckin hesitate,give me the god d*mn title,show some respect punk,and put it around my waist.
*Kawajai puts the title around SW's waist*
SW:Now get the f*ck out.
*Noobs leave*
Doctor:Ok its time for your stitches.
End of promo,promo is kayfabe.
Sorry for excessive cussing,it was just to sell that my character was in extreme pain.
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